NOTICE: This is intentionally
satirical. Try to laugh at it please.
Now the “Long
Lost Out of my Depth Video” by Alexandra Woods (which can
be found in Hungry and Hollow’s Columns section), had the
idea right. Art Alexakis has let his own success go to his head.
His near domination of Good Time for a Bad Additude is one of
the best examples of what happens when Art is let to show off
his ego. Yes, his tastes might be maturing, but are they getting
crappier as they age? Almost like rotting diapers? As I said
in my previous column, most of the songs stink on that album
and Babytalk isn’t even autobiographical or near it. Most
of Art’s songs (he wrote all but a few of the songs) are
slightly autobiographical if not completely. We should consider
it a miracle that Honeymoon song was put on the love album,
Learning how to Smile. I would bet you that Craig and Greg are
about ready to smash Art’s head in bringing him back down
to his depth. Real fans know of the Disas-tour in Australia.
The band almost broke up because of a few bad nights and tension
between Art and Craig. We won’t really know if Everclear
is in trouble until they break up, because MTV won’t announce
for ANY group (yes even N’Sync [N’Suck]) that they
are in turmoil. Our only warning will be Craig and Greg’s
reach for their guns. If Everclear is in trouble, it may soon
be. Everyone knows that solo albums happen when a band breaks
up or are on their way to do so. But in our band’s case,
possibly three albums may have been solo albums. Is Songs From
an American Movie: Part 3 due? Next Week: The first album
review! I'm thinking of So Much for the Afterglow, but I will
take requests. E-mail me with your request at atcavage@yahoo.com.
